Eat Like a Bird

I just poured out the edamame that I brought for lunch and it is a perfect, cone-shaped pile.  It looks like the birdseed that Wile E. Coyote used to pour on his targets in the cartoons.  I am hideously tempted to eat one bean at a time, without using my fork (or my chopsticks).  But I'm at work and these people already think I'm weird because I collect rubber duckies.  They would have me carted away if I suddenly said "meep-meep" and started eating like the Roadrunner.