Ok.    Just finished my 2nd dose of coffee and am sitting in my chair, trying  to  vibrate quietly.  God, I love caffeine.  Srsly considering drinking  some green  tea, just to see what will happen next.
Did you get your fix or am I just taunting you with my overly-caffeinated state?
After   an hour or so without a reply to that email or the two others of  similar content  (and yes, it really was that long in real minutes—it  seemed like 2 days in my  hyperactive state, but I was watching the  clock since I knew my sense of time  was skewed), I sent this email:Did you get your fix or am I just taunting you with my overly-caffeinated state?
Crap.    I just realized that the crazy got loose and emailed itself to you.   Or maybe  you're just drinking coffee as fast as you can so you can be  catch up with hyper  me?  Or maybe you're really busy so you can't write  to me and I'm being paranoid  again.  Cuz sometimes the supplements  don't quite   manage to keep up with the crazy and I've thrown off the balance by   overindulging.  BTW, if you're drinking your coffee right now, you're  still not  gonna catch up cuz I'm about to go to kmart and get some  oreos, so when the  caffeine high starts to fade, I can go for the sugar  crazies instead!  Yum!   Email me something to reassure me that you  don't hate me now, k?
I’m   pretty sure that there is only one person in the world who would have  responded  to that email and he has seen my caffeine frenzies for years.   Unfortunately ,  he is employed by puritans who don’t allow fun to  happen in their workplace, so  I can’t pester him during the day.Basically, if I have a blog, people who are amused by this sort of manic rambling can peruse it at their leisure. (And friends who have actual work to do can function in peace.)